horizons
These past couple of weeks I’ve been away with work, stage-managing my final tour of the year, and I’m loving it. You’re in a little bubble when you’re on the road – as anyone who’s ever been involved will know –…
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You ain’t no patriot, bruv
Earlier this month, far right groups held a rally outside a hotel housing asylum seekers in Wolverhampton. They were opposed by a group of women. The lines in italics in this poem are all comments from the ‘Stop the Boats’…
You ain’t no patriot (redacted)
leftwing facistspair of twatsugly marespiece of crap this patriot is angry at women who are lippythis patriot is angry at women who are smartthis patriot is angry at women who walk by himthis patriot is calling them tarts bored entitled…
spring break, 2026
A Modest Proposal for the 21st c.
three points for the win
It’s Monday afternoon, and I’m still buzzing about Saturday’s gig in Wolverhampton. You never really know what’s round the corner when it comes to live poetry events, and there can’t be a poet in the land who hasn’t had to…
walking with marlon
in the film ‘The Wild One’, the character played by Marlon Brando is asked what he’s rebelling against.
His reply? “Whadda you got?”
enshittification
Every now and then I’m introduced to a word or a concept which is so on point that I wonder how on earth I got by without it. There’s a lightbulb moment. It reshapes, ever so slightly, the way I…
fields, festivals, flags
This year, I’ve spent more time than ever in fields, earning my crust as a stage manager at music festivals large and small. I’ve watched people of all colours and creeds come together in a shared love of music in…
wrapped in a flag
Yesterday, on Facebook, someone I know posted the usual nonsense about asylum seekers getting free holidays in hotels. The facts don’t back them up, of course, but facts don’t matter in this world where “right or wrong, it’s my opinion”.…
The art of propaganda.
After Glastonbury, I promised myself that once I’d caught up on sleep I’d try and write some kind of analysis of the BBC’s piece about Kneecap’s set at that festival. Sleep’s been a little hard to come by, this being…
the unbelievable limbo kid
It’s a universal truth
that we should have low expectations
of those who climb the greasy pole
to lead our island nation...
one, two… one, two…
It’s coming to that season of the year when social media posts from me will be rarer than hen’s teeth (a blessing, some might say). My life as a stage manager at music festivals kicks into gear and I spend…